Skip to comments.Racism Is Racist (And Other Liberal Bumper Stickers)
Posted on 07/09/2020 4:35:27 AM PDT by Kaslin
As I write this, I am sitting in a chair, writing on a laptop, enveloped in my cocoon of white privilege. Im a monster, I know it. I have used my privilege to my advantage every chance I got, especially when I didnt know I was supposedly doing it. Did I mention Im a monster, perhaps historys greatest?
In spite of my horrendous behavior of not having done anything but be born, I can honestly say I dont give a damn, and nothing Ive written in the opening paragraph is to be taken seriously (though I am sitting in a chair writing on a laptop). Yet this is what liberals would have you believe about me, and about anyone who happens to share my skin color. If that sounds crazy to you thats only because it is. Its also THE central argument being pushed by the Democratic Party.
They have pet projects and policies theyre pushing, sure, but they arent selling them as a reason to vote for Democrats in the fall, theyre more of a sideshow in the campaign. The main push is either Youre racist, now vote for me, or Youre a victim of racism, now vote for me, depending on your ancestry. Who the hell would fall for either?
Sadly, a lot of people.
The books White Fragility and How to Be an Anti-Racist are flying off the shelves. Both are predicated on the idea that every white person is a racist and no one who isnt white can be a racist. Yes, theyre that stupid.
But they arent stupid at all, at least from a business standpoint. The people who buy them are, the people who wrote them are brilliant. They recognized something in white liberals, a self-loathing, and saw a market not being served. It was like selling a how-to book on bulimia to an aspiring-model seminar guilt ridden leftists were hungry to be told how awful they were.
In fairness to these idiots, most copies of the books wont actually be read; they were purchased for the express purpose of being posed with or seen sitting in the background of Facebook pictures to come off as woke without having to actually do anything. The ultimate virtue signal for only $20, its a hell of a bargain. Its this years COEXIST bumper sticker on your Prius a worthless gesture.
Both books tell you youre racist, if youre white, and you cant really not be a racist. Denying youre a racist, like denying youre an alcoholic, means youre really, really racist. They get dumber from there.
So does everything else. Everything is now racist. Mount Rushmore? Racist, must be destroyed. America? Racist, must be destroyed. The nuclear family? Racist, must be destroyed. National Parks, bike lanes, reading, math, food, you name it, its been called racist by some rabid leftist in the recent past. If theres something that hasnt been called racist yet, its only because theyre too busy labeling everything else racist like a couple with impulse control going through a department store with wedding registry guns. Theyre never going to use the foot massager or sterling silver nude cherub candlesticks, but they simply cant stop scanning things.
Theres money in crying racism; its a pandemic-proof growth industry. Tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars are pouring into the accounts of racial justice organizations and people are getting rich. As these activists seek the highest acceptable percentage of that cash they can keep for themselves while funneling the rest to the cause of electing Democrats, where its not going is to help rebuild the black-owned businesses destroyed in the course of raising it.
Where are these millions not going? Into rewards to find the killers of black children on the streets of Democrat-controlled cities. The news reports out of Chicago every Monday morning read like the casualty list from Afghanistan, only longer and filled with children. Not all black lives matter to Black Lives Matter. In fact, most dont.
Its racists to say that. Don Lemon will explain that #BLM is about police brutality, not black lives. #BLMs leadership will issue demands and decrees about LGBTQ rights, abortion, the existence of Israel, and every other left-wing cause you can dream up, but again, its about police brutality and they cant get bogged down with the overwhelming cause of premature deaths of young black men other young black men but the checks continue to get hammered.
This whole column is probably racist, draped with privilege. But as Ive found throughout my life the harder I work, the more privilege I seem to have. And none of that privilege has ended up with a Brinks truck dumping millions of dollars on my front lawn like these poor put-upon liberal activists. Clearly, Ive been doing it wrong.
Hitler is worse than Hitler.
“the existence of Israel”
If I were Jewish I would move to Israel right now. When this is over, the last bastions of western civilization could well be Israel, a couple of former east block countries, and maybe Switzerland.
I had the privilege of working my butt off, including weekends, for over 20 years so that I can now make a decent living working much less hard.
Oh, the Hugh Manatee!
I have a catchy phase that sounds true.
Racism is Atheism.
It fits perfect.
Racism now is actually disagreeing with the one calling you racist. It has nothing to do with race. If you disagree with me in any form or fashion or don’t give me what I want from you, you should die, plain and simple. If you don’t respond with a positive post about this post, your post is racist. Silence about this post=violence, which means that if you don’t respond to this post you are a de facto racist. Even if you try to respond in a positive manner to this post, since you didn’t write it, you are still racist. Print out a copy of this post and stick it in your underwear before you jump out of that 10 story window or off of the cliff of your choice.
Many have, just in the last few weeks and months. Many were from New York.
Racists have rights too, and should be not discriminated against just because they are racist. In fact, the worst racist is the racist that says race doesn’t matter. When a racist says race doesn’t matter he is by definition the worst racist in the book, ever, because he goes against what the whole race based narrative of racism. There is a gobbledygook to words that makes everything seem racist for the racist, even the racist that says race doesn’t matter, for even the word gobbledygook has the word “gook” in it — a racist word if ever. So the point is now racism is a racist word and shouldn’t be used even by the non racist racists and racists that have better things to do that write racially charged things first thing in the morning.
“the harder I work, the more privilege I seem to have”
Now THAT is a good bumper sticker.
remember the ‘mean people suck’ bumper stickers ?
and the follow to those?? lol
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