“You’ve reached the automated Help desk of the Portland Police Department, please listen to the menu options carefully, as they may have changed. Press 1 for suspected murder, press 2 for rape, press 3 for angry mob violence...”
I just heard a Trump commercial on radio that was very similar to this.
If you do not hear the options related to the Crime you were wishing to report, please visit our website to file a report for statistical purposes only please note that non-violent crimes, Such as Thefts, robberies, Breaking in entering of an unoccupied buildings will not receive a police investigation due to the fact that our force was defunded and the officers who normally investigate those crimes are no longer employed.
Social workers and counselors may be available to discuss the emotional impact your home being robbed may have on you.