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A (Hopefully) Helpful Glossary of "Woke" Terms
The (Conservative) Maestro ^ | 6/25/2020 | Bob Maistros

Posted on 06/25/2020 8:11:23 PM PDT by TBP

As a service to “unWoke” individuals perusing the news, (C)M presents a glossary of key terms now front and center in the national conversation:

Abolitionist: See “Racist”

Antifa: Non-violent Peaceful Protestors (see “Violence,” “Peaceful Protestors”)

Autonomous Zone: “Experiment in life without the police – part street festival, part commune,” characterized by beatings, murder, rapes, riots, shakedowns, shootings and obstruction of law enforcement (see “Summer of Love”)

Biden, Joseph: Non-Racist author of crime bill leading to systematic overcriminalization of People of Color and long-time supporter of Racist Southern Democrats

Black Lives Matter: 1. Slogan now representing the reigning American governing philosophy for all non-Racists (see definition) 2. Organization that is the sole authority on what constitutes Systemic Racism (see definition) and current de facto policy-making body for the Democratic Party (see definition)

Black-on-Black Crime: White Supremacist/Racist (see definitions) construction to explain away Systemic Racism (see definition)

Brooks, Rayshard: Heroic, married family man who was to meet his “girlfriend” at a Wendy’s (which she later torched) when he was murdered by Systematic Racists (see Police) despite presenting himself as “calm,” “cordial,” and “cooperative” as he resisted arrest for DUI, gave one Systemic Racist a concussion and aimed a potentially lethal weapon at another

Columbus, Christopher: Genocidal racist murderer

Democratic Party: Neo-Socialist subsidiary of Black Lives Matter (see definition)

Excessive Force: Any effort by Systemic Racists (see Police) to subdue an African-American suspect

Family Dissolution: White Supremacist/Racist (see definitions) construction to defend Systemic Racism (see definition)

Felony Murder: Self-defense by a Systemic Racist (see Police) against a “calm,” “cordial” and “cooperative” suspect of color (see “Brooks, Rayshard”)

Floyd, George: Based on existing video evidence, an actual victim of excessive force by Systemic Racists (see Police) whose tragic death has become an all-purpose justification for Peaceful Protests (see definition) and the empowerment of Black Lives Matter (see definition)

Hate Speech: Privileged White People’s (see “Racist”) thoughts expressed on any subject regarding race

Hate Crime: Any real or imagined crime by whites against blacks (see “Noose”)

Heritage: White Supremacist/Racist (see definitions) construction to defend Systemic Racism (see definition)

Jefferson, Thomas: Racist slaveholder

Lincoln, Abraham: Issuer of the Emancipation Proclamation whose “uncomfortable” memorials “embody white supremacy and the disempowerment of Black People”

Noose: Any suspended or knotted rope; White Supremacist symbol of Systemic Racism (see definitions)

“Not Black”: Non-supporter of Biden, Joseph

Peaceful Protests: Riots, wanton destruction of property, including public property, looting and establishment of Autonomous Zones (see definition)

Planned Parenthood: Non-Racist organization founded by lifelong eugenicist providing "essential women’s health services" that primarily consist of targeting black women and collecting taxpayer funds to abort their babies (see Black Lives Matter)

Police: Systemic Racist institution protecting The System (see definition), characterized by systematic use of Excessive Force (see definition) and Profiling (see definition) of People of Color

Profiling: Policing (see “Police”)

Public Health Crisis: Systemic Racism – Peaceful Protests (see definition) of which trump precautions against mere pandemics

Racist: 1. Privileged White People (see definition), especially those who deny being Racist, but including Abolitionists (see definition) and champions of better conditions for African-Americans (see Lincoln, Abraham and Roosevelt, Teddy) 2. any supporter of Trump, Donald (see definition)

Republicans: Party, per the Speaker of the House, now "trying to get away with ... the murder of George Floyd" (see definition)

Roosevelt, Theodore: Bold champion of improved race relations and conditions for African-Americans whose memorial “explicitly depicts Black and Indigenous people as subjugated and racially inferior”

Seward, William: Abolitionist (see definition) whose statue is now a “symbol of white, patriarchal authority and the disenfranchisement of Alaska Natives”

“Summer of Love”: Beatings, murder, rapes, riots, shakedowns, shootings and obstruction of police business (see Autonomous Zone)

Systemic Racism: Explanation for any challenges facing People of Color, regardless of the fact of 70%+ out-of-wedlock births (see "Family Dissolution"); disproportionate participation in crime, especially Black-on-Black Crime (see definition) and Democratic Party success at entrapment in dependency and failed schools: and despite 50 years of diversity programs and trillions in privileged taxpayer spending on anti-poverty programs

The System: Western civilization, representative democracy, private property/enterprise, the prevailing social order, and the legal code and institutions that preserve them, all of which must be “burned down and replaced” to achieve Black Lives Matter (see definition) demands

Trump, Donald: White Supremacist (see definition) posing "a mortal threat to people of color all across this country” who must be immediately removed from office, despite previously accomplishing far-reaching criminal justice reform and the lowest unemployment rate for African-Americans ever recorded

Vice President of the United States: Executive Branch position hereafter open only to Women of Color

Violence: Not: destruction of property attacks on White Supremacists or innocent observers/former police chiefs perceived to interfere with Peaceful Protests or the operation of Autonomous Zones random assaults of 92-year-old women

Washington, George: Racist slaveholder

White Male: Privileged (see definition) rapist

White People: See Racists

White Privilege: Inherent advantage of being born white, regardless of challenges to be overcome including poverty, family dysfunction, disabilities, decades of reverse discrimination, outsourced jobs, and overtaxation to pay for anti-poverty programs and Obamacare

White Supremacist: Conservative White Person (see definition)

(You're welcome.)


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: glossary; woke; wokeisajoke
So now you can speak "Woke."
1 posted on 06/25/2020 8:11:23 PM PDT by TBP
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To: TBP

I prefer to remain asleep. Thanks anyway .


2 posted on 06/25/2020 8:18:35 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
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To: TBP

YAWN

3 posted on 06/25/2020 8:27:11 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: TBP

I have no desire to learn the enemy’s “language.” Bad enough “politically correct” snuck in while thinking people weren’t looking.


4 posted on 06/25/2020 9:02:35 PM PDT by Technical Editor
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To: Technical Editor

I like to throw their own language back at them. Today, someone tried to tell me that “colorblindness” is racist.

So I asked if what she had in mind was something like this:

“I have a dream that one day, my four little children will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”

So far, I’ve not gotten an answer.


5 posted on 06/25/2020 9:08:20 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: TBP

They used to call themselves “enlightened” but that was too hard for some of them to say.


6 posted on 06/25/2020 9:37:57 PM PDT by Neverlift (When someone says "you just can't make this stuff up" odds are good, somebody did.)
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To: TBP

Thanks for the LOLs!


7 posted on 06/25/2020 11:11:28 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: TBP

The other day, there was a article here that newspapers were considering whether to refer to black people with a capital ‘B’. The question came up as to whether white people should be referred to with a capital ‘W’.

This morning I went to four newspapers in the same city who were reporting on a specific story that involved a black youth who was caught in the act on a private property.... all of them referred to the person in the story as Black while the other players in the story were white.

Folks... the decision has been made. White folks are now officially second class citizens.


8 posted on 06/26/2020 6:07:12 AM PDT by hecticskeptic
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