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Gretchen Whitmer to Michigan Residents: ‘Google How to Do a Haircut’
Breitbart ^ | June 02 2020 | KYLE OLSON

Posted on 06/02/2020 1:50:02 PM PDT by knighthawk

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) dismissed growing impatience with her economic lockdown orders Monday and recommended residents take to the Internet to learn how to cut their own hair.

Whitmer is easing some restrictions in the coming weeks, but has not budged on allowing barber shops and hair salons to legally reopen.

“Like me, you need a haircut desperately? A couple more weeks of this and we may be back in a place where we’re able to do that safely,” she said.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: evil; hcqludditeholocaust; michigan; roguelist; shutdown; whitmer; wretchedgretchen
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You get what you vote for!
1 posted on 06/02/2020 1:50:02 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk

Governor Google Romanian term limits


2 posted on 06/02/2020 1:53:11 PM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: knighthawk

The term “Bitch on Wheels” come to mind, a real sweetheart that one is.


3 posted on 06/02/2020 1:53:44 PM PDT by heshtesh
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To: knighthawk

Never let a pantsuit be in charge of anything.


4 posted on 06/02/2020 1:53:54 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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To: knighthawk

We are so beyond haircuts


5 posted on 06/02/2020 1:54:29 PM PDT by jersey117
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To: knighthawk

Can I start training on you, Gov? I got a nice SHARP knife...


6 posted on 06/02/2020 1:54:43 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: knighthawk

If not termed out or biden’s vp, expect whitless to get re-elected.


7 posted on 06/02/2020 1:54:56 PM PDT by chief lee runamok (expect nothing)
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To: knighthawk

I musta misheard before. Now it’s:

Learn to Comb


8 posted on 06/02/2020 1:55:43 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: knighthawk

Google “How to un-elect a Liberal”!


9 posted on 06/02/2020 1:55:45 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
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To: knighthawk

Would the Witch allow a barber do haircuts on the rioters, seeing as how she is allowing them to do away with social distancing?...


10 posted on 06/02/2020 1:58:34 PM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: knighthawk

What’s the riot situation in Michigan. Detroit? Lansing? Grand Rapids?


11 posted on 06/02/2020 1:59:26 PM PDT by Morpheus2009
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To: knighthawk

Hey witless go F yourself, it was a pile of steaming dog sh## you tried to make us eat. The riots proved it


12 posted on 06/02/2020 1:59:31 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: knighthawk

So, you can loot and burn down a salon/barbershop...you just can’t do business in one. Got it.


13 posted on 06/02/2020 1:59:48 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Mark

Just like “Let them eat cake”. Only, Marie Antoinette never said that.

The arrogance compounds to levels not seen since Ceaucescu. Weren’t their last words something like “And after all we’ve done for them!!”


14 posted on 06/02/2020 2:00:02 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("Pres. Trump doesn't wear glasses. That's because he's got 2020.")
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To: knighthawk

Hey, Gretch, why don’t you Google “How to commit suicide”?


15 posted on 06/02/2020 2:01:05 PM PDT by Schatze (It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.)
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To: knighthawk

She’s a fan of that old Helen Reddy song, “I am woman! Hear me whine, bitch, moan, complain, and criticize!”


16 posted on 06/02/2020 2:03:28 PM PDT by LouAvul (Put them in fear, O Lord: that the nations may know themselves to be but men. Psalms 9:20)
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To: knighthawk

She’s nuts!


17 posted on 06/02/2020 2:04:00 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: knighthawk

Wretched Gretchen ... arrogant and ignorant.


18 posted on 06/02/2020 2:04:27 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: knighthawk

Nope, not the Babylon Bee.


19 posted on 06/02/2020 2:05:05 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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She's nuts, Jim.
20 posted on 06/02/2020 2:06:55 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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