Dr Anthony Fauci (D-CDC) held yet another press conference today but only NPR showed up, as all the other reporters have gone to Minnesota and Atlanta to join, erm, cover the rioting in those cities.
An exasperated Fauci got very upset after the NPR reporter ran out of pre-cleared questions to ask, and exclaimed "What gives? I fed you guys all the fake science you requested, loyally for months, and then you abandon me for the rioters over the span of just one week? Really? I was serving you up President Biden, authority bias to support continued lockdowns, and all sorts of stuff that Antifa couldn't give you. But then you leave me for the 21 year old hot chick?"
Fauci then stormed away from the podium, muttering "The rioters are keeping me off the airways! I need to talk to Gates and Pelosi...this was NOT part of the deal..."
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