[street_lawyer]

Not the ambulance chasers. They are usually on contingency. But as a respectable trial attorney who usually did insurance defense told me one time, “They keep the rest of us in business”

Not true, but if you are struck by a drunk driver and end up in a Wheelchair you might be pleased to know that there are “ambulance chasers”

Did you know the pejorative term was coined by the insurance industry?

[PAR35]

Not true, but if you are struck by a drunk driver and end up in a Wheelchair

That brought to mind the lawyer in Dallas who advertised heavily on TV who ran his car in front of a fire truck. Really tore up his Bentley. As far as I know, however, he hadn't been drinking.

Here's some inspiration for you (although this version has been truncated): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2GKx27r9nw