That brought to mind the lawyer in Dallas who advertised heavily on TV who ran his car in front of a fire truck. Really tore up his Bentley. As far as I know, however, he hadn't been drinking.
Here's some inspiration for you (although this version has been truncated): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2GKx27r9nw
It’s totally ridiculous. I can tell by his office that he is not making big bucks. I respect criminal attorneys. Just consider Sidney Powell and what she has done for our great American hero General Flynn.
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