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Maybe we're missing something here. I've scanned the comments on this thread and over the last few weeks heard snide remarks about this "guy in the basement."
I've even read the scholarly opinion piece in the May 7th New York Time entitled, How Joe Biden Can Defeat Trump From His Basement.
But there's something all the media pundits are missing. In fact, I believe it's a secret weapon Joe Biden's campaign will soon unleash:
- Biden's Cool Phonograph Collection in his Basement
Hear me out, FReepers. The Coronavirus has brought on the retro culture of man-caves and vintage records. And Biden is on a fast-track to win back all those Joe Six-Pack voters in the Rust Belt.
21st century socializing in bars, businesses, libraries, and gyms is old-hat folks. The cool Democrat stays home in his basement and builds his record collection with Covid19 checks from Uncle Sam.
Forget surfing the web and commenting on social media. Biden's onto something big. He's dissing these electronic gadgets (though he still likes to play PONG on his 1980s vintage Texas Instruments personal computer).
Instead, Biden is gonna throw Donald Trump for a loop with his hip phonograph player as he "spins up" LPs like the Age of Aquarius from the 5th Dementia, the Monkees, and the Beach Boys.
Folks, we need to rethink everything we thought we knew about Trump's re-election plan. Biden's no dog-faced pony soldier. He could actually win this thing with his cool basement-hermit stratergy!
