Where do you work in the part about you dropping the hammer you were carrying when you see the armed men in front of you?
Also, where did you get that hammer? Did you steal it off the house you invaded?
Oh wait. You said you were a "completely innocent person", so I guess you wouldn't have to worry about the hammer. Also, why would two guys with guns be wanting to stop you?
Hey, doesn’t everyone carry a hammer when out for a jog?