One that works.
So, no TV, no press conferences, no contact with President Dr. Trump.
It's a quarantine where he says he will wear a mask while on the phone at home and he will go to work in a big government building but there's nobody else there, of course.
In other words, it's not a quarantine but he's saying he'll do something even though he won't because otherwise his draconian rules we all got stuck with after NOT being exposed to the virus look kinda absurd.
So, no TV, no press conferences, no contact with President Dr. Trump.
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And take his phone and email away too.
We need him to just not talk to anybody. Put guards around his house to keep the media away.