[Alberta's Child]

Pence reminds me of Wayne Gretzky — the greatest hockey player of all time, by any objective measure.

Trump reminds me of Mark Messier — who wasn’t nearly as talented as Gretzky but was an absolute troll on the ice and in the locker room.

The Edmonton Oilers dynasty of the 1980s didn’t end after Gretzky was traded. It ended after Messier was traded.

[LongWayHome]

I loved that team, even though I’m a Bruins fan.