Why I Didn’t Rat On My Neighbor For Cutting Hair

The Federalist ^ | May 2, 2020 | David Marcus

[freedumb2003]

>>I did something that in Brooklyn we like to call “minding your own freakin’ business.” <<

Something that is impossible for a lefty to do.

[wastedyears]

That kind of hotline is every Karen’s wet dream.

[alstewartfan]

Mr. Marcus has apparently gotten hold of a US Constitution. Oh for the day when every last copy has been burned! Utopia at last!

[cherry]

the way that blacks don't rat out on each other is often criticized....

but the rest of us might have to do the same against an overbearing and odorous govt.

[Gay State Conservative]

Some time ago I dropped a dime on a guy near me who was dealing drugs.He wound up doing 2 1/2 years at Club Fed for dealing heroin.I dropped a dime on a guy who,among other things,made tens of millions of dollars of other people's money disappear.Last time I checked he was still being investigated by the SEC.

But dropping a dime on someone giving "illegal" haircuts?

GIMME A ****ING BREAK!

[Gay State Conservative]

the way that blacks don't rat out on each other is often criticized....

That's often the result of fear..."snitches get stitches".

[pepsi_junkie]

I just got a black market haircut. And if they keep this going I’ll so it again.

[Kaslin]

It’s laughable and must be ignored

[Big Red Badger]

Snitches get Stiches!
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Jailhouse Rock.

[skimbell]

...nice little 20' x 25' backyard ya got here Davy. Be a shame if somethin' was to happen...

[Fledermaus]

I wish someone in my city would do this. I’m starting to look like my 1975 high school pictures.

[Big Red Badger]

or a “Blanket” Party!
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Riverside County
4months20days.

[wally_bert]

I know quite a few “karens”, both genders who would love to snitch on neighbors.

The majority are or were state government employees.

[BlackAdderess]

This is the same state that has officially committed egregious social distancing sins and has put their voters in no-win situations from the beginning of this mess. A haircut with mask and gloves seems like a moment of sanity and solace by comparison.

[Graybeard58]

I just got a black market haircut. And if they keep this going I’ll so it again.

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I wish I knew where to find one, they can’t exactly advertise their services. I’m 74 years old and still have all my hair and it’s getting shaggy.

I’m willing to pay a premium too.

[BlackAdderess]

I know, right? Cousin It for me!

[I want the USA back]

Since the government in many areas has turned fascist, I would not cooperate with the totaliarians at all.
Cops around here have closed down restaurants for serving people.

I want to ask your opinion. What do you think? Is all this talk of “reopening” just a farce, and they’re going to suddenly announce sometime in September that we must go back into our caves and not go to work or go to restaurants? The shutdown has been forced on us with the highest degree of intensity possible. The shutdown obviously is the reason for the shutdown, not the virus. They want the country shut down so as to destroy the economy that Trump built up in the last 3.4 years.

I don’t see the country going back to normal until the leftists accomplish what they set out to accomplish, and I don’t mean fighting the disease, I mean turning the country far, radical left.

[Yogafist]

LoL. I am sitting in my wife’s hair stylist’s house as I read this.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

I caught my neighbor selling illegal haircuts, so I did what any good person would do.

What exactly is an "illegal" haircut? The girl who usually cuts my hair offered to cut it at her house, since her salon is closed and my hair was much too long. I got my hair cut, paid her and went home. She wore a mask and gloves, and I wore a mask. Anyone who objects is welcome to go pound sand.