[libertylover]

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, they say, though when Mayor Bill de Blasio is on hand, the other end of the animal is usually involved.

Dr. [name withheld for security reasons], while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery, concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a NYC subway train traveling 40 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now he's the mayor of New York!

[Rummyfan]

LOL!