Doctor says coronavirus could be spreading through farts – but experts aren’t so sure

The Sun UK ^ | Aug 15, 2020 | Lucy Jones

[EvilCapitalist]

What about the people who go commando?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Did the culprit just sit there sheepishly? Or die he/she discreetly flee, too?

[ifinnegan]

“Maybe we need N95 undergarments.”

“But could explain why it’s spreading so fast in New York City.”

Yes.

But it’s that everyone uses toilet paper.

And grab subway bars.

[AlaskaErik]

Businesses need to start posting these signs....

[Bonemaker]

[Bonemaker]

A blue flamer.

[Doctor DNA]

Sitting on a UV lamp is the solution. Til the UV glowing suit is ready for production. Ultimate survival gear.

[meatloaf]

Wanna bet the Chinese already started production?

[SERKIT]

Only spreads to brown-nosers.

[Bommer]

Trust me, what come out of my colon cant survive, and the way my dogs run in horror apparently can kill.

[a fool in paradise]

Anderson Pooper at CNN will do a deep study into this breaking story

[a fool in paradise]

Don Lemon at CNN will soon be insisting that for safety, viewers must stick a cork in it

[SunkenCiv]

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[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

One day, there were about ten of us in the shop, and it was as if a invisible toxic miasma appeared in the shop...people began gagging and running from the shop...everyone got out, but that First Class was just sitting there in his chair, giggling through his toothless mouth!

ROFL...

[VeniVidiVici]

Fight together! By farting apart!!

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

I think the perp jumped and run at the last too trying to avoid blame. Still got pegged with culpability. Didn’t move fast enough. lolol

[where's_the_Outrage?]

I’m going to credit Rush for mentioning it and I did a quick internet search.

[LastDayz]

Heh... heh...

Yep... gotta admire their handi-work before moseying on off.

Seen it too many times to count.

Always good for a belly laugh.

[KittyKares]

Ban beans.

[xp38]

Bananas (1971) dictator was ahead of his time....

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old