Posted on 04/13/2020 4:28:35 AM PDT by Kaslin
One of the least appealing aspects of the American character is the residual Puritanism that still compels a certain percentage of our countrymen, women and others, to nag, pester, and generally annoy the rest of us by trying to make us conform to their stick-up-the-Lieu vision of propriety. These people these obnoxious Karens, for lack of a better FCC-compliant term are delighted by the Chinese Bat Biter grippe and the opportunity it presents for them to try to impose their arbitrary will upon the rest of us. These mewling Mussolinis need to be slapped back, verbally if not physically, but as long as we are under this lockdown, they will not stop. They live for this, the chance to dictate to and control us, and the problem is some of them have positions of power.
This is yet another reason as if the failure of the Were all gonna die! model and the mass economic devastation the Twitter blue checks ignore were not reasons enough that we need to be focusing on coming out of this Wuhan flu funk. If would be a pity if pangolin licking not only killed thousands of our most vulnerable citizens but also our will to resist petty tyrants who presume to scold us for such crimes as worshipping our God, seeing our families, and buying tomato seeds.
This is not to say that the Chinese coronavirus pandemic is fake or unserious, nor that we should ignore it and pretend that its just another flu. It is to say that there is more going on now than a respiratory ailment. Theres an economic ailment that most of us are painfully aware of, and there is a freedom ailment, where the Karens in everyday life and in the corridors or power are taking advantage of this crisis to let their fascist flag fly.
When you have some petty official commanding Christians not to gather together in worship, thats a line that they dont get to cross. No official gets to ban religious services. My church is doing its services by video, because thats what we decided. Government officials dont get to decide. The question of whether they can ban religious services got decided by the First Amendment, and while they may think its a really, really good idea to tell us what to do, they dont get to. As federal judge Justin Walker put it in a powerful opinion that every American of any faith, or no faith, should read in its glorious entirety:
On Holy Thursday, an American mayor criminalized the communal celebration of Easter. That sentence is one that this Court never expected to see outside the pages of a dystopian novel, or perhaps the pages of The Onion. But two days ago, citing the need for social distancing during the current pandemic, Louisvilles Mayor Greg Fischer ordered Christians not to attend Sunday services, even if they remained in their cars to worship and even though its Easter. The Mayors decision is stunning. And it is, beyond all reason, unconstitutional.
By the way, Judge Walker was appointed by Donald Trump and his confirmation was shepherded by Cocaine Mitch. Dont channels the Fredocons by pretending that judges do not matter because you know there would be plenty of Clinton and Obama judges eager to rubberstamp the banning of Christian or Orthodox Jewish services by liberal political Karens seeking to own the normals.
In Michigan, Governor Karen OKarenheimer decided that buying non-essential stuff should be outlawed, and guess who decided whats non-essential? Well, dope appears essential, but dope smokin morons make up a lot of the Democrat base (and the Libertarian base too), so off course hopheads get a pass. But gardening supplies and seeds? Nah. Why? Because, thats why. You might think it was mind-bendingly stupid if you did not understand her real motivation its the giddy joy of bossing you around. To paraphrase a great line from Heat, which everyone should do as often as possible, the fascism is the juice.
The Karenists love this. Love it. And thats why they are fighting tooth and nail to extend this lockdown in perpetuity. Oh, they have excuses and rationalizations to make it seem like this is for our own good as opposed for their jollies. Safety. Lives at stake. You know them all. And in theory, those are real considerations. But they are not the only considerations. Not for the Karens they can want to save lives even as they gleefully get off on their own power and not for us either. We need to balance all the considerations in deciding when this ends. Safety is an important thing, but not the only thing. If the standard is no life can ever be put at risk, say good-bye to cars, to steak, to swimming pools, to any kind of freedom to make choices. And to the Karens, thats a feature, not a bug.
We need to come out of this and reopen soon, not just to save our economy though we totally do need to save our economy but to save ourselves from coming to believe that freedom is a luxury we cant afford. Freedom is not a luxury; it is a necessity. Maybe a Karens life is worth living on its knees, but Ive gotten used to being free and Im thinking that if I cant be free, then why bother being at all? How about you?
This is not to say that we should pretend theres no pandemic. In fact, few people do or want to thats not what freedom requires. Its to say that persuasion must be the default, not intimidation. Like most of you, I mostly stayed at home, wore a mask, and distanced myself, not because some Karen was going to jump my Schiff if I didnt but because I decided that these were reasonable precautions that I should take for myself and my fellow citizens. Thats how we all started off, and thats how we should still be doing it, but the Karens gotta Karen, and were not going to take it.
You look at half-wit pols dreamcasting that were going to sit in our houses like sheep for the next year awaiting their permission to live again, and you see vids of cops shamefully tackling unmasked people on buses and you know that weve turned a corner. These goofs have overstepped. Rampant Karenism is going to provoke a backlash, one that might include people disregarding legit medical precautions because YouTubes of Keystone Kops chasing lone joggers around empty beaches have nuked the authorities credibility. The clock is ticking on our patience. This needs to end.
The President should set a federal timeline, with federal objectives for reopening America. Now, hes limited in what he can order the vast majority of the responsibility and the authority is the purview of governors and local officials who need to be doing whats right for their own uniquely situated communities. But the President can certainly spotlight who is moving toward normalcy and who is trying to wring the last drop of authoritarianism out of the Weird Stuff Eating flu. And in November, well remember who is a Karen, and who is not.
Not at all...the Karens don't plan to live on their knees, they plan to keep you on yours.
The clock is ticking on our patience. This needs to end.
By May 1, I think.
BFLR
Yes, we really should change the term to “Karen AKA Hillary”.
Think of how many libs that would trigger.
“The question of whether they can ban religious services got decided by the First Amendment, and while they may think its a really, really good idea to tell us what to do, they dont get to.”
Love it!
IMO, this labeling stuff is Millennial-speak, so Peanuts references are probably viewed as too "Boomer" in origin.
I think there are two Karens/Carens.
A “Caren” is a don-t-you-know-who-I-am, name-dropping, entitled b!tch. (See Post #2)
A “Karen”, is a dictator-governor — of Michigan.
(I could be wrong. It’s what I gathered from this thread.)
Welcome to my life.
Exactly. When I saw that image yesterday I almost cried. My sister’s four small grandchildren came into my mind. Their parents are raising them wonderfully, and it’s scary to think what the government can do to ruin their lives.
Urban dictionary.
...and sells real estate on the side.
For neo Puritans, government is their god. I tend to believe they think of Gaia as a Leftist saint that can help deliver government power to them.
Such as Laurie David and Sheryl Crow wanting to dictate everyone's bathroom habits?
People, at least the sane ones, nowadays make some effort to disinfect or wash their hands upon entering a store. I know I do. I also do my best to either disinfect or quarantine my purchases when I get home. I’m pretty sure seed packets aren’t going to cause a yuuuuuuuuuuge spike in COVID cases, assuming most people are following similar procedures.
Roping off seed packets in stores is . . . you guessed it, more Karenism.
April 30, start opening that [censored] back up!
The “Karens” will be deeply saddened, and that’s how we like ‘em!
You missed “Have the clerks properly sanitize their hands before touching the seed packets”.
I’ll be working
On “Ginger!”
Satan has many voices which he can use easily to herd the souls away from truth. Such dead souls will not discern the warning pangs of the birth about to erupt. They will witness an event, suffer the cataclysms associated with the snatching away of ALL believers, yet they cannot experience the event for they are not of His.
The mind-set behind the essay is fulfillment of prophecy.
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