Apparently, it’s written by bots.
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Our Writers
ABC 14 News is run by volunteers who have a passion for scientific reporting. Currently, our active writers are as follows (you may contact any of us):
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I just assumed it was originally written in a foreign language and then botched by some kind of translation software. LOL.