Posted on 04/06/2020 9:12:45 AM PDT by dynachrome
Just as an aside... did Dr Bailey dream of being a colorectal surgeon when he was a child?! I mean, God bless him but...
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of course he did... as a child he doodled rectums in the margins of his papers... polyps grew like mushrooms across the pages, and instead of kisses...colostomies were drawn during art class....
Out in the shop bathroom I have a bucket of corn cobs sitting there for a joke. Seemed like the right thing to do when I shucked the corn. No one has ever tried it to my knowledge.
God gave us ten fingers/thumbs. “Use them wisely and they will serve you forever”. /sarc
It’s Spring. “Captain, there be leaves”.
“In space, nobody cares how you smell”. “Here on earth, WIPE!”
My mom used a scrub board in the bathtub. She had us five kids, and she was always scrubbing cloth diapers and hanging them outside after scrubbing them clean. Then my dad was able to buy a washing machine, complete with roller mechanism on top to squeegee out the water. Still had to hang wet stuff on a clothesline outside.
People are spoiled now.
You’re a bad man!
Haha. I’d sent the escalator one to my sisters a few days ago. They dien’t think it was funny. I’ll have to buy them a sense of humor, I guess.
Do you have a bucket of water close to the cobs? My grandpa taught us to dip the cobs for a short soak before using.
In certain cities with escalators leading to filthy subway systems, i.e. NYC & San Fran, they might actually do this.
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