Poor old Joe
Beggin for dough
The incoming cash
Is running quite slow
They say there is
An enthusiasm gap
Hopefully the livestream
Won’t come during his nap
I’ve got a suggestion for Joe O’Biden.
Joe, remember how you and Hunter successful pulled down over a billion dollars in investment money from China a few years back?
So why beg for chump change with this virtual fireside chat?
Why hang around the house when you can get engaged with your allies in the country with big bucks to spend on taking down Trump.
If you’re going to beat Trump you’ve got to convince the public that being allied with China is the future. I know that’s kind of a hard sell thanks to the Chinese virus, but your future and China’s are joined at the hip.
So get on a plane and visit your buddy Chairman Xi. He’ll be pleased to see you. Take plenty of masks with you — and given your age and dementia, it would also be good idea to have a ventilator in your suitcase.
Oh, and watch out for the bats on the menu.