[Jamestown1630]

Who? Who, Who.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8emLVvAQnI8

You don’t like contractions?

If you don’t learn to deal with slang, colloquialism, euphemism, turns of phrase - and Contractions! -

You aren’t going to get very far....

[philman_36]

You don’t like contractions?

Where have I said I don't like contractions?

You posed a riddle ((Who’s on First?)) from an Abbott & Costello skit.
I answered your stupid question.

Now you're coming back with this asinine "contraction" comment?

PLEASE, you're being childish.

You aren’t going to get very far....

I may be slow, but I'm way ahead of you.