Trending: Out-of-control teenagers coughing on grocery store produce

Washington Examiner ^ | 03/20/20 | Paul Bedard

[Old Yeller]

Teens? And the melanin-deficit who want to be teens, so they do the same thing?

[Old Yeller]

Morons. Who in their right mind would be buying exposed produce now anyway?

[CatOwner]

"We are asking for parental assistance in monitoring your teenagers’ activities ..."

Not going to happen. But they can pretend they are giving solid advice.

[RasterMaster]

I don’t think parents of such trash would qualify as a “parent”.

[ealgeone]

There’s a way to remedy this.

[MV=PY]

"Who in their right mind would be buying exposed produce now anyway?"

Just curious, where do you get your produce?

[shotgun]

If I saw something like that I would go full Terrible Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on them. These feral yutes need a good ass whoopin.

[Old Yeller]

Just curious, where do you get your produce?

Since this crap has happened, I get only packaged frozen fruits and vegetables. Prior to this I bought fresh.

[FreedomForce]

Charge them with bio-terrorism.

[LeonardFMason]

Locate the “Parents” and Fine them $1,000.00
Publish their Names in the Community.
400 Hours community service.

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m not sure I’d do a good job of controlling myself if I saw this.

[OpusatFR]

Charge them with public endangerment and fine the hell out of the parents.

[Brilliant]

The only kind of produce I will eat is things like oranges and bananas where you don’t eat the peel.

[Bitman]

IMHO, this is just a symptom of a much deeper problem.

[MV=PY]

Thanks, I hadn’t thought of that.

[Brilliant]

Send them back to school.

[HighSierra5]

Their melons need to be thumped.

[Old Yeller]

I’m not sure I’d do a good job of controlling myself if I saw this.

Just remember, in the halls of "justice", you aren't the protected class, so you'd pay the price of any harm that came to them in their crimes.

[AndyJackson]

Work Gangs

[Old Yeller]

The only kind of produce I will eat is things like oranges and bananas where you don’t eat the peel.

Well, I do still buy bananas. I need to be more careful about washing after peeling, and not touching fruit until after washing.