It WILL BE TOILET PAPER!.............
It’s been toilet paper since we left the gold standard. But as long as it still wipes...
Will we get free cheese too?
But, I have so many more uses for real TP. These greenish sheets aren’t very useful for much. I used to be able to trade them for all kinds of things, but those things don’t seem to be available much currently.
On the other hand, once this episode is over, millions of teens will be eyeballing stockpiles of TP in their parents homes. Wonder what they’ll do with all that excess product...