Toughest part about putting lipstick on a pig is getting the pig to shut up.
*prying the martini glass out of the pig’s snout*
While we're on the subject of "hog futures" can we predict we will now have to endure 6 months of monotoned self-pitying schoolmarm lectures from Warren on long book tours plus TV saturation coverage?
Ads every ten minutes: "How toxic male supremacy sexism sank the heroic journey of Elizabeth Warren to be President"---See more on The View (and Ellen and all the rest all day....).