What we need is a National Toilet Paper Depository where huge amounts of toilet paper could be stored for emergencies.
I recommend the Democrat Party headquarters as the location.
I used to work in a school district and the facilities manager told me that one of the classrooms was the toilet paper room because that was the room they stored the toilet paper in. I was like, that is a big classroom, why did you guys buy so much toilet paper. He said the administrator got a really good deal on it, so we stored it all in an empty classroom. I asked him how long did that supply last and he said after 5 years we had to toss it all because it all started to rot and the room was still 3/4 full.
Moral of the story, toilet paper has a shelf life