Being married, I have no sexual partners.
LOL!
Rim shot..... If you’re lucky...
Best post of the day!
Take her out to dinner occasionally, have a nice wine, compliment her, tell her how pretty she is, take her home, give her a whole body massage with quiet music she likes in a dimly lit room and while your cancer risk probably won't change, your chance of getting lucky will.
Trust me. Try it, you'll like it. ;-)