“There are five possible locations, she said, including the Army War College in Carlisle and National War College in Washington, D.C. It’s also possible he will attend the senior college of another branch, such as the Navy or Air Force, she said.”
Not casting any shade on the C.G., but, send him to the Coast Guard Academy and assign him to dute as C/O of an automated light house in the Aleutians.
“dute” S/B “Duty”. The Aleutians are within 1000 miles of Russia, he speaks Russian, perfect fit!