Masked Man Wearing ‘I Have the Coronavirus’ Sign Sprays Lysol On Walmart Produce: Cops

NBC 5 Chicago ^ | 2-4-2020 | MBC5

[tcrlaf]

A masked man sprayed Lysol on produce and other products inside a suburban Walmart while wearing a sign on his back that read “Caution I have the Coronavirus,” authorities said.

Police in Joliet were called to a Walmart in the 1400 block of Route 59 after two suspects entered the store and one of them put on a yellow medical mask before spraying “a substance (later determined to be Lysol) on produce, clothing and items of health and beauty,” the department said.

The masked man also had a handmade sign on his back that read “Caution I have the Coronavirus,” police said.

[a fool in paradise]

Did Juicy Fruit give them a check and some MAGA hats?

[Redcitizen]

Send him to wander the streets of Wuhan right now as punishment. “ you did say you had the virus”. See how fast he cries.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

at least it wasn’t a florida man this time...

No, no, no! The proper construction is "at least it wasn’t Florida Man this time..."

[Puppage]

No kidding? What an a$$.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Well, now, if we end up with martial law, should this thing be especially deadly and widespread in the near future, they might just take an a**hole like him out back and shoot him.

[Does so]

Recycling gone amok!