As I’ve said before - WE should be selling them “Carbon Footprint Reduction Kits” (it’s Duct Tape).
Instructions for Use:
1. Tear off and place one strip across the mouth,
2. Place a second strip across the nose. Seal up any gaps.
3. HOLD it there for ONE HOUR to reduce your “Carbon Footprint”.
That’s right kiddies - all you have to do is NOT breath for ONE tiny, itsy-bitsy hour... That’s not TOO much to sacrifice for “saving the planet” now, is it???
Stop breathing for One Hour.
Let’s see you put your money where your mouth is, lefties.
Especially the little Swedish nazi...