Romney Busted With Contraband Chocolate Milk On Senate Floor During Impeachment Trial

The Wall Street Journal ^ | Jan 28, 2020

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Shortly before Tuesday's trial session got underway, Sen. Mitt Romney (R., Utah) got busted by the Senate floor staff for bringing a bottle of chocolate milk into the chamber.

Mr. Romney retreated to the Republican cloakroom after the staff member appeared gently to chide him.

Politico has identified chocolate milk as Mr. Romney's vice. The brand he brought to the Senate floor on Tuesday was from Mr. Romney's alma mater, Brigham Young University, according to an aide.

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[Caipirabob]

Next he'll get caught packing illicit fudge.

[Veggie Todd]

Get a rope.

[mewzilla]

How much was Romney paid for the product placement, I wonder....

[Clutch Martin]

Chocolate milk? The resulting stain on the carpet (if spilled) might be harder to clean than the blue dress.

Seriously though, and I know there’s probably a lot of older people who enjoy chocolate milk, but it’s not my preferred beverage and I find it odd that a man of 50 drinks chocolate milk for lunch that is so like Elementary School.

Maybe Congress has a little milk cart that goes around office to office selling small cartons of milk for $0.03 a piece, just like when I was in elementary school...

[American in Israel]

Its Congress so it’s more like each complementary bottle of milk will cost taxpayers 30 bucks.

[Chainmail]

Dang! Secret Mormon Milk!

[Vaquero]

[Londo Molari]

“Politico has identified chocolate milk as Mr. Romney’s vice”

No, Romney’s vice is being a complete douche!

[KevinB]

The resulting stain on the carpet (if spilled) might be harder to clean than the blue dress.

Romney himself is a stain on the carpet of the Senate floor.

[TheZMan]

Wow, you just brought back memories I’d long forgotten.

[Dementon]

The BYU Creamery produces some delicious chocolate milk, just FYI. As a fellow junkie I fully endorse his addiction to this substance.

[BuffaloJack]

Does he have it flown in from Utah to DC at tax payer’s expense?

[Renegade]

Chocolate was .05

[wetgundog]

Hope he chokes on it, the RINO Rat that he is, sorry I ever voted for Mr. Snake.

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[rlmorel]

Hahahahaha I am coming back for that GIF later!

[Beagle8U]

Does Utah have the death penalty?

[twister881]

For decades, my alma mater, the U.S. Naval Academy, operated its own farm and produced dairy products served to the Brigade of Midshipmen. The best were large bowls of ice cream placed on the tables at times for meals, including even breakfast (”morning meal”). The dairy farm has since been shut down — cost savings, but too bad for the mids.
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Oh, and MILF Romney is a d!ckhead.

[petitfour]

There’s caffeine in that.