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To: Texas Fossil; metmom; Tilted Irish Kilt; clamper1797; Kickass Conservative; Thank You Rush; ...
All, I saw Schifty, backed up by other members of his merry men and women, having a presser after the President’s team finished their abbreviated opening statement ‪this Saturday morning‬ eviscerating the Democrat’s 23 hour lie session, claiming that the President’s defenders didn’t say things they actually specifically stated quite clearly in no uncertain terms.

  I asked the his true believer image on my TV screen, rhetorically, “Are you asking me to believe that I did NOT hear what I very clearly DID HEAR?” 

Since that was exactly what he was demanding, I took him at his word, so I in response I then heard him say in my imagination, as he pounded the air, since fantasy seems to be the order of the Democrat Managers: 

“Why yes, Swordmaker, you must believe our truth over the so-called facts the President’s Defense Team will be presenting, no matter what. Remember, it’s the seriousness of the allegations rather than any thing called facts they can present. Allegations are far more important and require more investigation because there might be something there that mere facts can never uncover. Feelings, it’s about feelings. We feel Trump is an illegitimate president; that he stole the 2016 presidential election from the real president with the help of evil Russians! It’s that we hate that Orange Man is winning despite every serious and overwhelming allegation we can throw at him, which must be investigated! Listen to these important and serious allegations, which are very overwhelming not mere facts which take work to find!” 

Not only did I “hear” him say this in response to his assumptions we’d believe what he tells us instead of the REALITY we’ve really heard, but he goes on to assume we will ignore the REALITY of evidence of our own eyes we’ve really seen, and we’ll only see what Schifty Schiff wants us to see, so I again saw in my imagination what he wanted me to see. I was so “whelmed,” I suddenly saw Schiffty Schiff as progressive’s see him, at least as some of the talking heads on CNN and MSNBC see him. 

As he spoke these words of truth greater than fact, Schiff’s eyes widened, larger than life, as his whole body took on a glow of heavenly light and an Obama-like blinding halo appeared around his head, while an even dozen angels sprang from his ass, and the other House Managers sprouted bright white feathered wings and took flight, joining those angels singing “HALLALUIA!” flying around Schifty Schiff’s sudden shining, bright apotheosis in spiraling orbits, leaving trails of multi-colored rainbows and sprinkling twinkly stars in their wakes! It was truly glorious! 

Man that was some Schiff he was spreading which reached out from my TV and grasped me by my imagination! Oh my. . . Progressive LSD! 

At that point, I had to save my sanity and I turned off my TV. 

Swordmaker

17 posted on 01/25/2020 5:33:51 PM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Swordmaker

I never turn TV on. Schiff can run, but he cannot hide.

He is not going to like the bumpy road ahead.

ComDems and their media beg punishment for the attempted Coup.


22 posted on 01/25/2020 6:53:38 PM PST by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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To: Swordmaker
angels singing “HALLALUIA!” flying around Schifty Schiff’s sudden shining, bright apotheosis in spiraling orbits, leaving trails of multi-colored rainbows and sprinkling twinkly stars in their wakes! It was truly glorious!

I'd throw out the rest of the batch of mushrooms that you put in your Saturday morning omelette.

24 posted on 01/25/2020 7:46:06 PM PST by Fido969 (In!)
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