Well if it’s the “Daily Star” then there’s no doubt about the veracity :)
At least it’s not the Midnight Star.
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passin’ by
But a paper caught my eye
And I learned a few things I never knew before
It said your pet may be an extraterrestrial
It said the ghost of Elvis is living in my den
You can learn to cope with stress
You can beat the IRS
And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again
Oh, Midnight Star
It’s in the weekly Midnight Star
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
“Well if it’s the “Daily Star” then there’s no doubt about the veracity”
exactly ...