:: Call it XX & XY chromosome sports ::
Since the presence of a ‘Y’ in your chromosome pairing renders one biologically (science!) a male, I shall from hence forth identify our past FLOTUS as either:
Mychelle Obama, or
Byg Myke
Bwaaaaa that woman has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen on a “woman!” She must have completed the transition, which is why big Mike wrote ‘Becoming Michelle Obama’ chapter 1 - I got my dick snipped off!