Marketing!!
I agree. Wow.
LOL!!
Motto: “Open doors, open hearts - but go away.”
Just get a “worship band” that plays bad music at 90 decibels, that should do it. Another possibility would be to make all your worship leaders get tattoos, piercings, and bones through their noses and spools in their ears.
Wh9mdomthe6 think funds the church?
It isn’t satire?
Dear God, reality is giving the Babylon Bee a run for it’s money.
I’m gobsmacked.
WWJD?
I don’t understand what’s happened to the churches. They seem more obsessed with being some sort of paid for community and not spreading the mission of God.
Maybe that’s because they’re all socialist missions now.
I’ll bet the jerks are liberals who want the Church to be attractive to the trans crowd... I’ve got a flash for them... the hype about there being so many sexually liberated progressives just waiting to ‘go to church’ is a lie.
First, there aren’t that many of ‘em....
It’s a fake church. Run!
I understand the need to attract younger people but wow...telling old people that they need to stay away? I’m hoping it’s just a biased way of reporting it.
That will kill the church for sure. Actually seen that happen.
The OK Boomer criminally insane maniacs are on the march.
What kind of bizarre thinking led to this conclusion?? I’d venture a guess, but I’m going to hold my judgement.
This is a Methodist Church.
The Methodists just kicked out all the conservative parishes, and I guess now they are going after the conservative members.
A new mission? A new culture? What the hell? I'm gobsmacked. This is evil on so many levels. May this church utterly fail, and may the poor members shoved out the door find far better churches. Preferably ones with no "specialists" on staff.
It’s a dying church in a growing suburb.
They are remodeling over the summer. That’s why they are being told to go somewhere else. It’s the regional Methodist conference that is pushing the change.
They are not barring the grey hairs from attending, they just want them to relinquish their grip on power. (about 30 members)
Satan and his minions still have new tricks up their smoldering sleeves. Keep God’s armor on! It’s like telling a boxer, “Keep your guard up!” And make sure you’ve actually been called into responsibility: some have no business being administrators.
That’s very sad. Very heartless.
The Non-Profit status should also be updated, if money is the only name of the game.
Tomorrow in the Babylon Bee: “Struggling Church Asks Christian Members to Go Away”