Homeless guy needs to go all in, and show up to court dressed as a woman. In the game of Intersectional Victim Poker, a Homeless Tranny Flush beats a Guatemalan Strait Pair.
Indeed. Its moments like this that I really regret not going to law school instead of getting my clown college degree. A real bloodthirsty cynic could make millions mining this era of crazy as a Civil Injury lawyer.