LOL, gonna use that soon...
One of our adult DNA offspring was a chef for years and loves to kid the idiot vegans who push their vegan belief.
He is having great fun with this in person and on line:
Vegans have a Innovative New Process that Converts Vegetables Into tasty Meat By Feeding Them To cattle:
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Jul 31, 2019 - Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows ... Sullivan says they have no idea how the cow turns vegetables into something edible (they suspect witchcraft) ... obtained many of these creatures so they can feed them inedible vegetables and harvest tasty, tasty meat.