[eyeamok]

We need to start building a whole lot of new insane asylums.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

I've been very alienated ever since I realized I was a hen and yet have never been capable of laying an egg.

MSM please document my plight!

Government please do something to save me!

[coaster123]

“We need to start building a whole lot of new insane asylums.”

Why? Asylums provide care.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Well, isn’t there an unofficial insane asylum located at: 430 South Capitol St SE #3, Washington, DC 20003? (I’ll leave it to you to check that addy out.)