China would love that...
I think a wine company should film a commercial using Flathead’s noggin for a table while a couple dines on it. His pudgy little pudge-form is then slowly revealed, and the couple’s woman half shrieks in horror and makes some remark about she’s lost her appetite at the mound of blubber with eyes that she now beholds. Then the man remarks, “No wonder he wants to play with nukes. It’s about the only way he can....”