[dp0622]

I got a ####ing comment.

Got lost in Brookyn last week at 9pm.

I DONT KNOW BROOKLYN OR Queens or the Bronx at all. I live on Staten Island and know that and MANHATTAN

HERE’S MY COMMENT

I ASKED NO LESS THAN 10 DIFFERENT PEOPLE..BLACK, WHITE, MUSLIM, INDIAN FOR HELP AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON WAS NICE, VERY NICE...

I just SUCK with directions and my phone had stopped working so no GPS

I finally found my way to where i was going thanks to the MEANEST looking nicest guy I’ve met.
WHAT A GREAT GROUP OF PEOPLE IN SOME TOUGH NEIGHBORHOODS!

THEN LOL I got lost going home and ended up in MANHATTAN!!

AGAIN, a BUNCH OF REALLY NICE people OF ALL TYPES helped me get back to staten island which i’m not leaving again EVER without a GPS
THESE PEOPLE WROTE DOWN DIRECTIONS WITH GPS, THEY TOOK THEIR TIME AND THEY WERE CONCERNED AND THOUGHTFUL AND GREAT

SO TO ALL YOU INBRED, REDNECK, MOONSHINE SWILLING, COUSIN MARRYING, PICKUP TRUCK DRIVING, TERRIFIED OF ANYTHING THAT ISN’T WHITER THAN A WHITE PICKET FENCE SOB’S OUT THERE...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TAKE A BATH AND COME TO NY SOON PLEASE!! 

:)

BUONA SERA 

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Well....I’m 2 outta 7 on that list. ;)

Merry Chistmas!

[Big Red Badger]

Ssseeeessh,
At least you didn’t say
We don’t know what
Soap and TP is for!

Hat tip,
Andy Kaufman.

[Osage Orange]

Great Rant!!...LMAO!!

[xp38]

My experience is to just keep singing.....New York New York its a wonderful town The Bronx is up and the Battery is down....and everything will be alright.