JFK called in sick that day. Tulsi and JFK - Profiles in Courage.
Brave Sir Tulsi ran away.
(No!)
Bravely ran away away.
(I didnt!)
When danger reared its ugly head,
She bravely turned her tail and fled.
(I never!)
Yes, brave Sir Tulsi turned about
And gallantly she chickened out.
(Youre lying!)
Swiftly taking to her feet,
She beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Tulsi!