Biden campaign releases his medical history

The Hill ^ | 12 17 2019 | Julia Manchester

[Phil DiBasquette]

Well he’s a plagiarist from way back so the lying started long ago

[Swordmaker]

When did the perform the last surgery to remove his right leg from his esophagus?

I’d also love to know when he had his Rectal Craniotome performed? Oh, he hasn’t had one yet? Then no wonder he’s still suffering from Cranial Rectitis. Sad case, one of the worst I’ve ever heard about.

I also hope they did a brain scan to see if he has one . . .

[Swordmaker]

ILLary's doctor stated that she had to be tossed into the back of a Chevy Suburban on 9/11/16 because of pneumonia. Yet a few hours later she was seen outside her daughters multi million dollar townhouse looking fit as a fiddle.

Yes, she was, standing two inches taller, and 10 pounds lighter, with one size smaller shoes. . . amazing recovery.

[Swordmaker]

In a related Democrap campaign release, Adam Schiff released his doctor’s report on his medical results which included this brain scan, which explains a lot:

[Jane Long]

LOL...that doc is a “DAMN LIAR!”, fat!

[Swordmaker]

Nah, Boogieman, he’s just suffering from final stage PLCD, a condition that my lady and I have submitted for the next update of the IDC-10:

321.0 SPLAT Progressive/Liberal Cerebral Defenestration (PLCD) or Progressive/Liberal Acquired Brain Absence (PLABA): The complete loss of rationality, cognition, and cerebration due to indiscriminately keeping one's mind so far open that the brain falls out. First and subsequent encounters.

Swordmaker's and Kathy's proposed diagnosis for the new IDC-10 addenda:

[Songcraft]

They mentioned too that Biden also has fleas, ticks, cockroaches, and various and sundry other cooties, all crawling around in his blond leg hairs (which also happen to be "plugs", transplanted to his bald legs from a fresh cadaver).