Tonawanda. Isn't that a mythical comic book country in Africa?
Actually, back in the day, North Tonawanda was an industrial hub known for its industrial hub...well...aromas.
There’s an old joke: A not-so-bright guy was making out with his girlfriend on a lonely country road. His girlfriend became intensely aroused, and shouted, “Oh BABY! Kiss me where it smells”!
So he drove her to North Tonawanda!
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