I can just imagine the testimony —
“Mr. Horowitz, you found no political bias?”
“I did not.”
“What could have changed your opinion on that? What would you consider evidence of political bias?”
“If someone had said, ‘I was politically biased’ that would have led me to a different conclusion.”
“But no one said that?”
“They did not.”
“So there was no political bias.”
“That is correct.”
“I asked the bank robber who robbed the bank and was holding the sack of money with the bank’s logo on the side if he was a thief, and he said ‘No, I am not.’ So there was no robbery.” ~ Whorowitz