Posted on 12/10/2019 6:41:10 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
No doubt the birds would prefer to shrink a bit than be murdered by wind turbines and solar panels.
Good! Smaller poops to clean off cars right after I was them.
I have a bird that whistles
And I have birds that sing.
I have a bird that whistles
And I have birds that sing.
I have a baby, won’t do nothing oh!
Oh, oh, buy a diamond ring.
“As the planet continues to warm, “
As usual with these BS stories l could not get past the first sentence
Ann Arbor, MI is moonbat central of the mid-west.
They wanted taxpayers to spend something like $1200 each to give deer abortions or some loony $hit like that.
They wound up paying Billy Bob’s Rat Control about $300 each for shooting the deer in the park, and the peace queers went nuts over Bambi getting shot.
Since I cannot screw, I’ll find a person to sue!( for my shrunking bird.)
Lets see Greta Thunberg comes to mind!
She owes me one! ( sarc.)
Thank God this is old news! I would be petrified and unable to go out of the house if they identified some heretofore undiscovered Global Warming ills that will befall us.
Here are the other Global Warming and Birds problem areas...
...birds shrinking , bird strikes , bird visitors drop , birds confused , birds decline (Wales) , birds driven north , birds return early ,
We need Greta Thundberg to work on this problem!
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
A hand in the bush is worth...
What was the question again?
Meanwhile, as today is the 262'nd spotless day of the year, and today is the 40'th consecutive spotless day, making 2019 the 4th most spotless year (since 1849), we slouch towards a Grand Minima (The ManBearPig Minimum), and perhaps the next ice age.
Well, the world needs smaller Emus and Ostriches. Easier to take care of.
The shrinking of the brains of those who actually believe in globull warming is prominently evident in a study, in which around one million college students from universities around the world volunteered to have MRIs. In a shocking report from the radiology lab conducting the study, 999,999 thousand student’s brains that were in their senior year showed a whopping 99.99% in reduction of the entire brain matter—which of course left only basic motor skills detected/present. Only one student which had just begun their freshman year showed an almost normal scan, and they were in the process of transferring their credits to a Judeo-Christian based university (after only a week, this student was again scanned and found to have a completely normal brain).
A hand in the bush is worth...
What was the question again?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Let’s see:
That would be, “ a hand in the Bush is worth two on the bird?”
That sounds like global warming science!
Good. They’ll eat less and do less damage to crops.
I give deer post parting abortions after four - five years or so after birth I put them in the freezer
The problem is that the researchers failed to include the fact that the buildings in the Chicago sky line have significantly increased in height over the period of the study. The study simply means that the fat birds with stubby wings all died off early when the buildings weren’t as tall, and now the only ones left are the skinny ones with long wings ;>)
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