Oh yes, please size down my soft drinks, and protect me from other terrible threats to my well being.
While you’re at it, make sure to have them down-size my meals at restaurants. I just hate it when I actually get a second meal at home the next day.
Who wants value for the money they spend anyway?
Stop them from selling those dangerous high calorie things that I order about twice a year. That stuff will kill me in few hundred years.
In all the comments there are very few that seem to be from anyone who read past the headline.