You are more privileged than 99% of others.
Please give more to those less fortunate.
Nah, I say: "Kneel before Zod, you wretched less privileged!"
I got a 6.
Is this real or satire?
Can anyone tell anymore?...
“Hey I’m depraved on account of I’m deprived.”
To quote Dice Clay,"either you s*** d***, or you don't s*** d***..."
Nah, I say: "Kneel before Zod, you wretched less privileged!"
My score is 19 and I’m supposed to “give more to those who are less fortunate.” In spite of the fact that I put the rich/poor slider all the way to the poor side.
I guess I’m supposed to give away some of my skin color, sexual preference, English speaking ability and birth place.
My score is 95...I’m more privileged than 15% of people.
25. Way too much privilege. Shoot me at dawn.
I scored a 4, and was urged to give to those less fortunate. Two of my children are black, so I give to them.
Your intersectionality score: 3
You are more privileged than 100% of others.
Please give more to those less fortunate.
Peeps not interested in helping to MAGA should just move to Venezuela, Zimbabwe, China, Afghanistan, Cuba, or France.
I got a 7.
I am frightened because I know this idiot is serious.
I lied and got 100.
I’m a gay, person of color, tranny, poor, English as a second language, Jewsih, muslim, non-Christian, old, handicapped, less educated, born outside the US, female.
You are more privileged than 94% of others.
How can I improve my score?
Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam or Judaism, donate all excess wealth to charity, or explore the wild side of your sexuality. The easiest way to improve your score, however, is to champion the intersectionality of your more-marginalized friends. You may award yourself up to 5 points depending on the level of your activism.
Um, no. I plan on enjoying my exalted position on this planet. After all, I was born with most of it, (they themselves said it) and if you're born that way, you can't change. You shouldn't be expected to change. That would be wrong.
5.
Which of course means the “intersectional” types will discriminate against me for being inefficiently oppressed.
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
Pegged it at 100 to see the limits, and it still said “You are more privileged than 7% of others. Please give more to those less fortunate.” Who the * is less fortunate?
And I once read an article by Thomas Friedman.
I’m 100% almost offended and identify as a lamp post. I wonder if this will end up as a new test that manipulates IQ and SAT scores?
“As you can see below, intersectional scores are as diverse as the people they represent. The majority of people have low intersectional scores which mean they have more inherent privilege than others.”
So, most people are more privileged than the majority of other people.
Obviously, a satire site.