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So Mr. Witness, we have been told you have the goods on Trump. Could you please tell us what you know?
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Well yes, but first I want you to know I have been very troubled by this. It has been a heavy load on my shoulders. My whole family has been affected by the pressure for me to testify. I am sure the president’s henchmen are waiting to pounce.
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Mr. Witness, as a democRat Congressman I can assure you we’ll take care of you.
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Thank you.
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So please tell us what you know.
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Just seven short weeks ago I was talking to my Barber, and during our conversation I learned of something that could result in President Trump being kicked out of office.
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Please continue...
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My barber’s third cousin has a friend whose uncle knows an auto mechanic whose wife’s boyfriend’s son’s ballet teacher’s aunt had consulted with a Caribbean psychic’s massage therapist.
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That therapist told her she also services a certain congressman in Washington, D. C. That congressman told her this top secret information, with the instruction to never tell anyone.
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On March 17th, 2017, he was invited to the White House for an event. He attended. In a room filled with 128 people, he sat half way from the front.
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You can verify Trump was there.
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About the seven minute point in Trump’s comments that day, it became evident to him that someone had passed gas. It seemed like it wasn’t someone near him, but who can really know those things.
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Still, there were 128 people in the room and one of them was Trump. Everyone knows how crass he is. He states Trump was likely the person who did it.
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Further, he states they odds were 1 in 128. Everyone else there had impeccable character. It had to be him.
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Ah thank you Mr. Witness. It’s good citizens like you with an obvious dedication to your civic duty, that make this nation great.
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Nothing further Mr. Chairman. These grave charges reflect what an incompetent evil fool we have for a president. He must be impeached and convicted, removed from office. I yield back the remainder of my time.
I will not watch this , but will rely on the good people here to keep me informed.
Exactly. I expect more of the same as the witnesses all verbally pass gas and stink up the chamber. I do have my knife and fork out, and my popcorn popped, for the time when Jim Jordan rips into their credibility and impeaches the witnesses right and left . . . that is . . . if Shifty doesn’t use the whole time admonishing him to be civil to the false witnesses.
I am on a total mainstream news embargo. I’m listening to Hayes Requiem until Rush comes on. It’s in Latin and very soothing.
LOL!
Like others, i will not watch this circus. Schitt makes my skin crawl and my blood boil.
The wife has it on and the cats and i have retreated to the back of the house.
Ill listen to Rush and read the Cliff’s notes.