[lump in the melting pot]

[EvilCapitalist]

Lol!

[DoughtyOne]

Yeah, but just because it’s crowded, I don’t think it’s truly a crowd, three people in a bathtub.

[conservative98]

[Bullish]

Her chances are better to win the SuperPowerBall jackpot than to somehow get the nomination.

[Patriot Babe]

OMG that is so priceless. Love it!

[Old Yeller]

Sucks to be Kamala.

[windsorknot]

Oh, rally?

[irishjuggler]

Kamala: “Let me tell you the story about a little girl who took a bus to a place far from her home where she didn’t know anybody and nobody knew her. Where she felt unwelcome and ignored and alone. That little girl was me. Last week. At one of my own rallies.”

[RoosterRedux]

Kamala, having slept her way to the top, released her trial balloon with much anticipation. She thought she could charm the American voters with the same cute smile she used on Willie Brown.

Nope. Her balloon fizzled.

No doubt she will try again sometime in the future, but because her lack of character (she'll do ANYTHING to win) will still shine through--pffft--she'll fizzle again.

[Oatka]

During the Nixon-Kennedy presidential debate, Kennedy thundered “There are thousands of people in America who go to bed hungry!”

Nixon replied, “Indeed they are. They are on a diet”. Brought the house down. He still lost though, some say because his 5-o’clock shadow made him look like a thug on TV.