Thanksgiving was celebrated as a day to thank God for our blessings until Obama got into office. He deleted the references to God and replaced it with being thankful to things like first responders.
Now I’m just thankful I wasn’t stabbed to death over a Popeyes chicken sandwich. Avoiding Popeyes does help.
Hussein Obama thought the Muslim Call to Prayer was the most beautiful thing he ever heard.
His handlers probably said “Doin’ great, Barry. But the thanking Allah part for Thanksgiving is going to go over like a surprise tax increase with the unwashed voters. Lose the Allah stuff.”
I am thanking God with the following menu of succulent dishes:
Roasted turkey
Savory herb bread stuffing
Sauteed mushroom with brandied cream sauce
Brussels sprouts gratin
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Coleslaw
Yeast rolls
Cranberry sauce
Pumpkin cheesecake