Do a Saturday teaser so the Sunday Show bots are talking eagerly about what it might contain. Then on Monday, the transcript turns out to contain words to the effect of the Solomon piece in The Hill. Balloon. Hatpin.
It's just Pres. Trump's Red Cross-approved form of water torture, just for Dems. Or maybe an exploding cigar is more like it. Wow.
I used to know a cat who ALWAYS chased the red laser light.
Trump now OWNS the light.