CAN YOU DIG IT
Remember the move “Escape from New York”?
I bet it’s going to be a lot like that soon.
What stupidity. Show up to court for free sports tickets and go to jail for a year, what a deal!. I think the perps would rather just buy their tickets with their stolen cash and not do the time. It is what I would do in their situation.
Leftism is a mental disorder.
That’s one way to get people to go to Mets games.
What could possibly go wrong?
Classic demonic liberal insanity...at its very best.
They’re mentally deranged....
“I’ll show up in court and willingly serve a lifetime prison sentence if you promise NOT to send me to a Mets game!”
A promise of weed, coke and hookers in a private cell for a couple of hours after the court trial would bring them in by the the boatload..
commit a crime get tickets to the Mets?
nice trick when half the people in NYC can’t afford to buy tickets to the Mets for themselves.
I’m sure this makes perfect sense to some liberal nut.
Give ‘em 3 hots and a cot. Maybe 2 hots.
How do they know what gifts will incentivize people? Different people have different tastes. Will they be given a choice?
“I don’t want a Mets ticket. I’m a Red Sox fan.”
“I want an iPhone XI.”
“All I get is a stinkin’ five dollar gift card to McDonald’s? Gimme a pass to one of those power-lunch places, where the big-shots go. How do you expect me to get rehabilitated - I ain’t got no connections.”
From the tree of knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat! However if you do you get 2 tickets to a Mets game.
Adam: the woman made me go.
Trump is releasing thousands of federal prisoners. Almost all of them pleaded guilty to a reduced charge, so we have no idea what crimes they actually committed.
65% of Florida voters approved a constitutional amendment to restore voting rights to 1 million ex-convicts. Since most Florida ex-cons are Black or Hispanic, the state will turn reliably Blue when this becomes law.
Total insanity.
Not good for the franchise,
“here we are on a beautiful day at shea with a stadium full if convicted felons rapists and murderers”
There was a portable flashing sign in a rough neighborhood in Tallahassee. It read something like, “Outstanding warrants? For the next three days only you can turn yourself in FOR FREE.” I asked a cop at the gym and, after he stopped laughing and had wiped away the tears, he said, “You will not believe how well that worked.”
We are not talking about rocket scientists here. Or, even fry cooks.
Not only not penalized for being a criminal, but rewarded for it! Leftists are criminally insane!