[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Here's the problem with the conspiracy theories. Epstein had allegedly tried to commit suicide a few weeks earlier, and had court appearances between that time and his death. So to believe the conspiracy, either it was a coincidence that he tried to kill himself right before someone killed him, or someone tried and failed to kill him the first time and he didn't say a word about it and just waited for them to come back and finish the job. Neither makes as much sense as, like many accused pedophiles facing long sentences before him, him simply committing suicide.

Now, whether he was allowed to commit suicide is a different matter.

[Reily]

You’re making too much sense.
That won’t be welcome here.

[SaveFerris]

How wonderful that the cameras failed and the guards were asleep.

No offense. Just saying.

[Quickgun]

Wonder if the “alleged” attempt at suicide wasn’t fake to “prep” everyone for the real thing? Less suspicion surrounds a suicide if it’s already been attempted before....

[hecticskeptic]

Now, whether he was allowed to commit suicide is a different matter.

Sure... as in "they aren't leaving any sheets around that I can use to hang myself... can you just let someone into my cell to Arkancide me?"

[Yaelle]

He told his attorneys that he never tried to commit suicide! And the dirty cop cell mate who murdered 3 and buried them in his backyard just happened to be with him when this (the “first suicide” attempt) happened, and then was mysteriously moved.....